woodmeat:

pro tip

dick mean

woodmeat:

pro tip

dick mean

bro u doing too much

bro u doing too much

im all the way sick waka flocka didnt hire me iont even smoke but i can pearl a blunt while im walking down the street

i gonna sound weird but i lowkey wanna hit progressive flow up the ass

theogblackjesus:

keithsweatshop:

reporting live from who the fuck is this

look it’s woodmeat

shit the fuck up

theogblackjesus:

keithsweatshop:

reporting live from who the fuck is this

look it’s woodmeat

shit the fuck up

taylorium:

yungkawaiiinigga:

what if ur girl has a old person name like how would you feel hittin from the bike talkin bout some “ooooo yea gertrude” ” suck my meat thelma” 

even worse imagine a old nigga
"whos pussy is this?!"
"mmm milton’s"

"yea u like that dick gertrude? tell me u like that dick more than watchin price is right"

pro tip

dick mean

foreverbroke:


Wow! Crazy how similar we all are

foreverbroke:

Wow! Crazy how similar we all are

pussylipgloss:

woodmeat:

what if a girl wanted to just chill fa valentimes day n when u get there its a trail of roses leadin to her room n when u open the door her dad bent over strokin his own asshole on a mattress on the floor while rick ross featurin future no games playing on the speakers

burn this post to the ground 

It aint ralph tho
my guy got on RL jordan

It aint ralph tho

my guy got on RL jordan

alwayskeepingitonehundred:

alwayskeepingitonehundred:

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I thought this was gonna get 11 notes

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